- I always thought that cat should have just gave up the act and got it on with Pepe’ Le Pew.
- I once visited every state on the left side of the spiral in my atlas on a single road trip.
- I will drive all the way across town to get gas for 2 cents a gallon cheaper and I am not ashamed.
- I used to think the song said “Suckin’ on a chili dog, outside the Tastee Freeze” and only just recently realized that that would be disgusting.
- more to come..
