Category Archives: Who are all these kids & why are they calling me mom?

Everythings not about my boobs anymore.

Oh hai! Um. I forgot I had a blog. It’ll never happen again. So ANYWAY. Here, I’ll catch you up: There was Halloween. Bella & Veronica/Zombie Cheerleader & Cheeta Cat Trev......

The incredible exploding family

So, we took Billy to the airport last week to send him off to his father for the yearly summer visit. After fighting with the ex all year over the visitation schedule, decision making authoritie......

Foreheads, Republicans & Singing Doctors

Where the hell have I been? Hiring a lawyer: Yay for custody battles! This appears to be going ok-ish, although my Republican, Bush-loving, animal-heads-mounted-on-his-walls, nervous-twitch-havi......

I hope you read this.

What you are doing is not fair. I know – life is not fair – but what you are doing is just offensive to me as a mother and as a woman and it’s plain wrong. I married you when I......

Dear kid..

Billy- We’ve been doing this for 12 years – can you believe it? You and me kid - we started this story 12 years ago today. Thank you for being my rock and my strength and my soul. I ......