On a lighter note…

Boy parts!!

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Everythings not about my boobs anymore.

Oh hai!

Um. I forgot I had a blog. It’ll never happen again. So ANYWAY.

Here, I’ll catch you up:

There was Halloween.

Bella & Veronica/Zombie Cheerleader & Cheeta Cat

Trevor & Billy/The Hobos

Jack/The Baby in Halloween Jammies

And then everyone in the house got disgustingly sick.

But Jack was the only one nice enough to let . . . → Read More: Everythings not about my boobs anymore.

What I learned today

That 4 months and 2 weeks worth of laying around on your back makes learning to do this:

 

Worth screaming for joy over.

There is a very proud and tired baby in the Messiness household this evening, because apparently, once you learn how to roll over, it is ridiculous . . . → Read More: What I learned today

Thank you, God for our healthy babies.

After watching Heather & Mike’s unspeakable tragedy unfold and knowing that the world will not be the same after their precious baby Maddie has left it – I have no other words but to thank God for our five healthy and strong kids.

“Ye have lost a child–nay, she is not lost to you, who is found to Christ; . . . → Read More: Thank you, God for our healthy babies.

Foreheads, Republicans & Singing Doctors

Where the hell have I been?

Hiring a lawyer: Yay for custody battles! This appears to be going ok-ish, although my Republican, Bush-loving, animal-heads-mounted-on-his-walls, nervous-twitch-having lawyer kept smacking himself on the ass and telling us that he has a birthmark “RIGHT.THERE” that matches the one on Jack’s forehead. I think he is on drugs.  He is a very nice . . . → Read More: Foreheads, Republicans & Singing Doctors