Whatever comes next.

By Mrs. Messiness, on October 4th, 2009%

So, I went and had a mammogram:

Me, patiently waiting for my mammogram.

Because I found a lump in my left breast: the left one.

The first thing I learned was that although they schedule you for an ultrasound, you aren’t getting one unless something is wrong.

“I have an appointment at 10 for a bilateral mammogram and an . . . → Read More: Whatever comes next.

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We take care of you

By Mrs. Messiness, on September 25th, 2009%

“Hello?”

Yes, hello. Is this Mrs. Messiness?

“Yes.”

Great. Telemarketer.

Mrs. Messiness? Did you get an order from your doctor recently for a medical exam?

“Yes.”

What? Why did you answer that question? Now you’re stuck. Wow, she’s good. Totally tricked me with a surprise question.

Mrs. Messiness? Mrs. Messiness, did your doctor recommend that you have a mammogram? Do you have . . . → Read More: We take care of you

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